Saturday, June 30, 2007

Recycling Program is Not Keeping Up

Update - January 2007 - The Department of Environmental Health are now recycling:



    * waste oil

    * lead batteries

    * aluminum cans

    * plastic six pack holders with the John Gray Recyclers


WELL, WELCOME TO 2007 CAYMAN! AT THIS RATE WE WILL ONLY BE BURIED IN STYROFOAM, PLASTIC, BOTTLES, AND NEWSPAPERS BY 2009.


The Department of Environmental Health is hoping to be able to recycle more items in the very near future.  Please read the article below to find out what happened after Hurricane Ivan and why Recycling is still restricted at the moment.



Following Hurricane Ivan - September 2004



Recycling Programmes Temporarily Suspended - 14 September 2005



Department of Environmental Health’s recycling programme is not fully operational at this time according to Chief Environmental Health Officer Roydell Carter.



“When the George Town landfill was flooded with sea water during Ivan our recycling area including a storage shed and equipment was damaged. However, since the storm we have successfully reinstated our used oil and lead acid batteries recycling initiatives. To date since January 2005 we have shipped over 30,500 gallons of used oil and more than 4,000 marine and automobile batteries to recyclers in the US.”



Mr. Carter explained that the recycling programme for aluminium cans and office paper is not yet back in operation. “We are awaiting repairs to the roof of a storage shed and for parts for the baler and shredding equipment before we can resume full operation,” he said.



“We’re asking the public to be patient with us until the programmes are operational again.” Individuals can continue to collect soda cans and deliver them to the landfill or place in one of the community bins located at supermarkets across the island. Large containers with a DEH sticker on the side will be located at Hurley's Supermarket at Grand Harbour; Foster Food Fair airport location, and Kirk Supermarket on Eastern Avenue. The public is kindly asked to place only aluminium cans including empty sodas, beers and other aluminium product in these bins.



With the office paper recycling programme on hiatus the public is asked to shred their office paper or in turn store paper, if they can until the programme is resumed. “DEH is working to reinstate office paper recycling over the next couple of months,” said Mr. Carter.



“DEH is committed to reinstating the recycling programmes on the island and we are interested in introducing new recycling initiatives as our facilities become functional.”


As it is now in 2007, we still continue to throw our garbage into one bin! 

Caymanian Leaders Excel at Pimping out Their Country



WILLIAM E. GRAYSON, the president of EGM Capital, a hedge fund firm in San Francisco, has never set foot on the Cayman Islands, but he knows that sun-baked Caribbean haven quite well. That’s because he set up one of his funds in the Caymans, where lucrative tax breaks and fabled financial secrecy have made this British territory a magnet for hedge fund managers.


“All of the offshore jurisdictions are competing against each other to provide the most hospitable regulatory landscape, and the Caymans are really coming on strong,” Mr. Grayson says. “As a hedge fund manager, you just might be deciding whether you want to golf or scuba-dive more.”


In as little as two weeks, and for about $35,000 in fees, hedge funds can set up shop in the Caymans — just a fraction of the time and up to one-tenth the price of incorporating a fund in drearier climes like Delaware.


While speed and bargain prices are big attractions, the real draw, say analysts and Congressional investigators, are perfectly legal Caymans-based corporations and partnerships that allow major investors to avoid taxes of up to 35 percent that the Internal Revenue Service levies on unearned business income. Cayman tax laws also help American fund managers legally defer domestic taxes on their personal profits by channeling them offshore through their funds.


The biggest of the three islands that make up the Caymans, Grand Cayman, is only 22 miles long and, at its widest, 8 miles across. But the territory’s tax advantages have turned it into one of the linchpins of the estimated $1.5 trillion global hedge fund business.


“So many of the best money managers have set up in the Cayman Islands,” says Kurt N. Schacht, managing director of the CFA Centre for Financial Market Integrity, a nonprofit research organization in Charlottesville, Va. “It has become the place to go.”


As recently as a decade ago, regulators and law enforcement officials regarded the Caymans, an outpost 480 miles south of Miami that once served as a shelter for pirates like Blackbeard, as a hotbed for money laundering and other dubious financial schemes. Today, it is the corporate home for what the Cayman Islands Monetary Authority estimates to be three out of every four of the world’s hedge funds — more than anywhere else — thanks to its friendly tax and regulatory regimes, as well as an army of foreign bankers, tax lawyers, accountants and fund administrators who make it all work.


“With some of the other jurisdictions, there’s an island mentality,” says Michelle Kline, a principal at Genesee Investments, a hedge fund based in Bellevue, Wash. “The thing that’s different about Cayman is that the regulators realize that hedge funds are a business, rather than just something to regulate.”


For their part, Cayman officials, regulators and private-sector lawyers, bankers and accountants say that there is nothing illegitimate about how the territory supports offshore finance, and that it is a system that is unfairly tarred and much misunderstood by its critics.


True, “we’re not a widows-and-orphans jurisdiction,” says Ted Bravakis, the director of public relations in the Portfolio of Finance and Economics, a Cayman government agency that helps to oversee financial services there. But, he adds, “the Cayman Islands sees the use of our jurisdiction and service providers by U.S. entities and individuals to avoid their tax responsibilities as abusive — we feel equally abused because our regime is not intended to be used in that way.”


The Caymans’ ascent as a hedge fund haven coincides with recent calls by American legislators for greater oversight and taxation of hedge funds — lightly regulated, secretive investment pools for wealthy individuals and institutions — as well as greater scrutiny of the tax status of private equity firms.


As legislators like Senators Carl M. Levin, Democrat of Michigan, Charles E. Grassley, Republican of Iowa, and Max S. Baucus, Democrat of Montana, also make renewed calls for a broader crackdown on financial abuses in offshore tax havens, the Cayman government has continued spending heavily on high-profile lobbyists, public relations firms and well-connected lawyers to persuade the world’s senior financial officials and regulators that the Caymans has outgrown its past as a center of financial high jinks.


During the spring, Cayman representatives lobbied the Securities and Exchange Commission, aides and members of the Senate Banking Committee, tax policy officials of the Treasury Department, and the office of Vice President Dick Cheney in an effort to foster the impression that the island territory has remade itself into a law-abiding, smoothly run financial supermarket.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Cayman "Rollover" policy...Expat's forced out out after 7 years

Instituted in 2004:

Under this policy, an ex-patriate can come to Cayman to work on a two year permit and have his permit renewed twice (two more two year permits). The third renewal would not be allowed simply because it would put the ex-patriate past the seven year limit. It doesn’t mean that a company cannot get out a work permit for another ex-patriate, just not for the same ex-patriate.

There is no doubt that the seven-year rollover immigration policy is the most unpopular policy that any Cayman Islands Government Administration has ever had to defend. From the Cayman Contractors Association, and the Cayman Islands Tourist Association to Human Resource professionals and businesses, from every sector in general, as well as from Caymanians this derided policy has been criticized every which way. However, is appears that this current administration is bent on keeping the policy in place even though reportedly even some of their most stalwart fans and party members are themselves critical of the implications of the policy on their own households and businesses.

Members and supporters of the People's Progressive Movement, (PPM) employ people in both business and in their homes. They send their children to school, they visit shops and they use the hospital and are therefore fully aware of the implications of this insidious section of the immigration law. The rollover policy will reduce the period work permit holders must leave for to six months. Currently the seven-year rollover immigration policy forces those who have already served seven years here on work permits to leave the Islands after their final permit has expired, for a period of no less than two years.

Reducing that period to six months will no doubt make a difference to one or two people, but for the majority, especially those working in the service sector across the board, including the lower income positions, such a figure is meaningless. If someone is forced to leave their home, be it for six months or two years, they must do exactly that and therefore need to establish a new home and above all take a new position somewhere else. Once an individual who has worked and created a life here for the last seven-years or more is forced to leave this home and take another job elsewhere, then it is logical they will seek to re-settle and establish a new home in the new jurisdiction in which they are employed. Under such circumstances all but the very rich will not be in a position after six months to simply return here at whim. But alas only to be rolled over again after another seven years of service. This is absurd.

Moreover, their previous employers here will not and cannot be in a position to hold open an important job for someone for six months, notwithstanding the fact the cost and trauma they will face in trying to recruit new staff. Once their employee is forced out then the employer must find a replacement for that trusted employee, as the business must go on. Furthermore, with increasing living costs here any individual rolled over from here that is fortunate to find work in another country is likely to stay, as the chances are very good that their new homeland will offer a more realistic standard of living.

The seven-year rollover immigration rule is a policy designed to placate the xenophobic and even racist sentiments of a small minority here.

IMPACT as of June 2007:

It could be argued that the replacement workers for those “rolled-over” will sooner or later take up any slack in the market, but the recruitment of such replacements is itself proving more problematic than might have been anticipated, for several different reasons.

First, the existence of the rollover itself mitigates against the recruitment of anyone other than strictly transient workers, generally at the lower end of the scale. Such people do not typically rent apartments just for themselves, they tend to share – in some cases as much as eight persons and more to a two-bedroom apartment, which in turn is going to reduce the effect of normal demand for rental properties.

Second, the cost of living here in the Cayman Islands is becoming far more of a factor in the decision-making process by a prospective employee and, unless and until salaries on offer fully reflect the expense of living here, recruitment is going to continue to be difficult, if not impossible.

In the meantime, apartment and commercial property owners are left with unrented inventory and, thus far, there seems to be little downward movement in rents. This may be because the properties in question were built with borrowed funds and the owners cannot afford to take lower rents and still be able to meet their mortgage obligations. It is, however, true to say that they will never be able to meet their commitments if no rents are coming in at all.
Whilst on the subject of mortgages, we understand that the collections departments of local banks are currently working overtime in chasing up and threatening borrowers in arrears of loan payments.

The fact that borrowers are having difficulty in keeping up with repayments may be because of a number of external factors such as high interest rates and the increased cost of living generally, but it could hardly have come at a worse time, when the economy is already labouring under the burden of widespread immigrant rollover, with replacement that is not keeping pace with the departures.

The sad thing is that many of these negative consequences were easily predictable and it is now too late to take any corrective action, even if the rollover were to be repealed tomorrow, that would produce any meaningful short-term relief.

STATEMENT FROM the Hon. D. Kurt Tibbetts:

"We are aware that the rollover rules introduced in 2004 need amendment - to reduce the uncertainty and confusion, and to ensure that our economy is not damaged. The application of the rules, especially with respect to "key employees" and the grant of Permanent Residence, will have to be carefully monitored with the same objectives in mind. It is absolutely essential to the interests of all Caymanians that our economy stays strong, especially the two pillar industries, financial services and tourism.
To Caymanians we say "fear not"; you will not lose control of your country; you will still have priority, though everyone, at school and in the workplace, should understand that achievement is not a birthright; it requires dedication and hard work. To businesses, including the financial services sector, we say "fear not"; we understand the need to keep the economy strong. Consultations with you will be ongoing and you will find this government and the policy machinery, accessible.
To those whose permits are not renewed, we regret the necessity of this and hope you understand the reason. You are aware, I am sure that work permits issued by any government in any country, are for a specific period with no guarantee or assurance of renewal."

Monday, June 25, 2007

2 Bed suites on Seven Mile Beach, Grand Cayman

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

No gambling, porn, or strip clubs in Cayman

There are several hundred churches and banks however.  Most Caymanian's with a high school degree view working in a bank as top notch position.  Most spend their Sundays in church and avoid labor on this day at any cost.  Literally from Saturday midnight to Sunday midnight everything shuts down.  No clubbing, live music, no kind of entertainment or running out for a midnight snack.  Only Al-Kebab's and the ESSO gas station on West Bay Rd. are open.

Ex-pats spend their time working, cashing their checks, wiring funds home, or investing in the banking system, during the weekdays, and avoid the Sunday church rituals.  However, a true Caymanian male will tell you where you can find the gambling, porn, and underground "strip clubs".

Nothing like the duality of a small island like Cayman.  Looks can be deceiving.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

A basic cab fare is $7.00CI in Cayman

It does not matter if you go 3 blocks or from the ESSO at Eastern Ave to Georgetown. It will cost you at least $7.00CI. The actual fare from Bed Restaurant to Georgetown is $7.50CI, but the ill-mannered, and overweight female heifers that usually drive the cabs (actually little mini-vans) always mark up the fare to $8.00CI. That's about $10.00US.

The following cab experiences are personal, but a couple have been experienced by a friend who also lives and works in Cayman. 

Cayman Island taxi drivers are overwhelmingly female. In my opinion they are probably driving cabs for a living because they have no other education and have to support their 6 bastard kids by 6 different men.  On one particular Sunday, one nasty minded woman  actually brought her two children along on her pick up mission. Mind you, natural born Caymanians do not work on Sunday's unless they have to.

From the mouth of my friend:  "This fat skank appeared to hate all that was human and ended up telling me off, putting words in my mouth, cursing in front of her children, threatening me with assault, and then trying to rip me off.  This cow works as a renegade driver and either borrowed another drivers cab, or had her own cab as an independent driver.  She had a yellow sign in her windshield and listened to the calls coming through from her home base at "Yellow Cab"." 

Yellow Cab has now merged with ACE (we'll get to that later), but you can still ring them up at 444 4444 wait forever for someone to pick up, and then get quality degenerates like the one above to pick you up.  Interestingly enough, this major experience inspired my friend to finally purchase a little beater of a car for herself.

Charlie's is another cab company that employs strictly Caymanian drivers, make sure you lose their 888 8888 number (most of their drivers are lazy, uneducated, and talk way too much). Other "prizes" you can get on a Charlie's cab ride is a woman named "Karen". She could have been an ex-model from the collarbone up. Apparently she thinks she is one, and makes herself up in the most garish make-up that actually matches the inside of her ridiculously decorated van. She will sit in the cab and mutter all kinds of things to herself and laugh out loud when the dispatcher takes an order and then hangs up quickly on customers requesting a cab.

"ACE" taxi is the other option at 777 7777. Now you can have your pick of Jamaican taxi drivers, male and female with some seriously snotty "back-a-yard" type behavior. Once provoked they can be quite amusing in their antics. It does not take much to provoke one of these female creatures. Simply asking where they were after showing up late, is enough to cause an avalanche of hateful words. Just ask my friend whose gorilla-face, bible thumping cab driver called upon God with the following sentence: "by the blood of Jesus, God get this Satan out of my car". My friend is far from being Satan. However, an uneducated, female Jamaican cab driver who goes to church may get confused in whom to actually hate.

ACE also has an old Black Jamaican man who drives for them. He spends most of the ride cursing out, complaining, and resenting other races, drivers, cabbies, and tourists. He sits in his drivers seat and talks about "bad-minded" people, hateful people, and wishes ill on all those countless enemies that cross his path in your 10 minute cab ride that you are paying for. When he gets to your destination he invariably will tell you to "pay what you normally pay". When you give him the money he looks as though you've stolen his best pair of shoes.

If it wasn't for all the tourists and ex-pats on the island these companies would have no business.

These money hungry, ungrateful, digusting cabbies that drive for the Caymanian taxi companies should all be taken to the Cayman dump and shot unceremoniously in the back of their heads with a rubber bullet. When they wake up the next day covered in garbage, and smelling like garbage, they will be representing what kind of people they truly are - garbage!

Monday, June 11, 2007

The view on HIV and AIDS in Cayman

Director of Public Health, Dr. Kiran Kumar says the Cayman Islands is well on the way to meeting the goals of four year targets set by the World Health Organisation Using the theme: "Stop AIDS: Keep the Promise" the World Health Organization in 2004.


This article was first written about by Caswell Walford - Public Relations Officer for the Health Services Authority.  I must say that this idiot is clueless about most of the information he "alerts" the Cayman public about.  His periodic news blasts and alerts about anything other than information about HSA is full of nonsensical second hand drivel.  This fool is not competent in his job, and no intelligent person should listen to his second hand crap.


Note is the following mis-information that Walford proudly distributed in 2004, and has since not thought to update.  I will interject with my own observations which are just as good or better than Walford's and Kumar's:


The WHO seeks to:


1. Reduce HIV prevalence by 25% among men and women aged 15-24 in the most affected countries. Dr. Kumar notes that here in the Cayman Islands currently there is no infection among this age group.


Are you insane?  West Bay alone has so many HIV cases happening that they are at their wits end!  West Bay is AIDS central, due to promiscious behavior and accelerated IV drug use.


2. Ensure that at least 90% of young people aged 15 to 24 have access to the information, education and services necessary to develop the life skills required to reduce their vulnerability to HIV Infection. The Public Health Director notes that the Cayman Islands has established programmes such as the peer educator counselling jointly undertaken by the Public Health Department, the Red Cross and the Cayman Islands AIDS Foundation in addition to the HIV/AIDS education in schools throughout the Life Skills initiative.


What information? The stupid info doled out in church and pamplets?  Information about AIDS is biased with a religious slant, outdated, and told by those with an unworldly view.


3. Reduce the proportion of infants infected with HIV by 20% by increasing access to services, which prevent mother-to-child infection transmission. The Cayman Islands has had only two infants born with HIV, the last being in 1994, hence the country is on target through maternal treatment of HIV positive pregnant women.


Bullshit!  There are many more infants born with HIV than the country wants to let on.  


While highlighting the advancements made by the Public Health Department in reaching the goals established by the United Nations, Dr. Kumar notes that any variation could set the Cayman Islands back and noted the need for continued vigilance in strengthening the HIV/AIDS programmes.


Can't have vigilance when Caymanian leaders are hiding their heads in the sand about the issues of AIDS on their little island.  Visitors may bring the virus perhaps, but Caymaninian visitors to Miami and such who get busy with people they meet also contract the virus and bring it back to Cayman.  Where is the mandatory testing for those infected people?


He emphasized the importance of the ABC method in controlling the spread of the disease and encouraged persons infected to apply the principles.


A – Abstinence

B – Being faithful to a single partner

C – use of condoms for sexual intercourse


Really?  Is that all there is to it?  How about asking your partner about their sexual habits?  What about not sharing needles, abstaining from oral sex that involves blood transmission, and regular blood testing?

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Every Restaurant in Cayman - updated

The Cayman Islands Restaurants Guide offers a complete list of all restaurants currently serving Grand Cayman and the Sister Islands: Little Cayman and Cayman Brac.

It will be updated accordingly.

Cayman Islands in a nutshell - updated

History:

The island of Grand Cayman was hit by Hurricane Ivan on September 11-12, 2004, which destroyed many buildings and damaged 70% of them. Power, water and communications were all disrupted for a period of time as Ivan was the worst hurricane to hit the islands in 86 years. However, Grand Cayman promptly engaged in a major rebuilding process, and within two years its infrastructure was nearly returned to pre-Ivan levels. The Cayman Islands currently enjoy one of the highest standards of living in the Caribbean region, aided by thriving tourism and banking industries.


Geography:

The Cayman Islands are located in the western Caribbean Sea. They are the peaks of a massive underwater ridge, known as the Cayman Trench, standing 8000 feet from the sea floor, which barely exceeds the surface. The islands lie in the centre of the Caribbean south of Cuba and West of Jamaica. But even Grand Cayman, the largest of the three islands, is not visible on many maps. They are situated about 480 miles (770 km) south of Miami, 150 miles (240 km) south of Cuba, and 180 miles (290 km) northwest of Jamaica. Grand Cayman is by far the biggest, with an area of 76 square miles (197 km²). The two "Sister Islands" of Cayman Brac and Little Cayman are located about 90 miles (145 km) east of Grand Cayman and have areas of 14 square miles (36 km²) and 10 square miles (25.9 km²) respectively.


All three islands were formed by large coral heads covering submerged ice age peaks of western extensions of the Cuban Sierra Maestra range and are mostly flat. One notable exception to this is The Bluff on Cayman Brac, which rises to 140 feet (42.6 m) above sea level, the highest point on the island.


Cayman avian fauna includes two endemic subspecies of Amazona parrots: Amazona leucocephala hesterna, or Cayman Brac Parrot, native only to Cayman Brac, and Amazona leucocephala caymanensis or Grand Cayman Parrot, which is native only to Grand Cayman. Another notable fauna is the endangered Blue Iguana, which is native to Grand Cayman.


Administratively, Grand Cayman (the largest island) is divided into five districts:



  1. George Town (the present capital)

  2. East End

  3. North Side

  4. West Bay

  5. Bodden Town (the former capital)


Cayman Brac, the second largest island, is divided into six districts:



  1. West End

  2. Stake Bay

  3. Creek

  4. The Rock

  5. Cotton Tree Bay

  6. Watering Place


Little Cayman, the smallest and most sparsely populated island, is marginally bigger than a single district.


Demographics: 

The latest population estimate of the Cayman Islands is about 45,436 as of July 2006, representing a mix of more than 100 nationalities. Out of that number, about half are of Caymanian descent. 

Maps and pictures of Grand Cayman Island

Position in the Caribbean

Road Map (does not include all of East End)

The Island

Dive map

Pictures of Grand Cayman tourist "hot spots"

Monday, June 4, 2007

The best grocery shops on the Island

I shop at Fosters for almost everything except meat.  Nice ready made food at reasonable prices, the corn on the cob is always sitting on water cooked to death though.


Hurley's is number one for a gorgeous grocery shopping experience, fresh food, and excellent cuts of meat (especially steaks).  Serious prices however.  Great ready made food (oxtail and red bean soup are the best)


Kirk's for organic and homeopathic grocery shopping. Best and probably only selection of healthy living products.



Cayman Nightlife

Highly Recommended!


O BAR - Wednesday to Saturday nights are hot after midnight. click here


NEXT LEVEL - A dance club with a real VIP area -Monday, Thursday and Friday.  click here


RITZ-CARLTON "Silver Palm Fridays" - BEST house music, with a DJ that knows his music. click here. 

SAPPHIRE - Great on a Friday and Saturday night. click here 

COHIBA - click here

Very nice on Thurs and Sat for live, modern jazz 

BAMBOO - A very trendy Friday night out. click here 

ROYAL PALMS - click here
For sophisticated live music on Friday and Saturday evening right on Seven Mile Beach.  Royal Palms by day.

Friday, June 1, 2007

The Cultures that live in Cayman

THE GOOD LIFE

The Good Life is a column written for the Caymanian Compass by Dave Martins and appears on Fridays.

Living in Cayman with this wide range of nationalities (100–plus) in such a small landscape, you gain fascinating insights into cultures that you would not ordinarily get unless you did a boatload of travelling.

You will find out, for example, that the Jamaican cuisine has a marked disposition for Lima beans. Nowhere else in the Caribbean would you find, as I did in the Foster’s morning buffet recently, a dish with cod fish and copious Lima beans.

I don’t think I ever saw a Lima bean before I left Guyana at age 21 for Canada; nor ackee, for that matter. Why is it that this tree – so easy to grow, so abundant a producer, with ackee so easy to prepare – is almost unknown in the rest of the Caribbean? Puzzling cultural forces operating there.

Living in Cayman you will also learn that the traditional Caribbean view of the Englishman as a reserved, conservative guy, given to the most meticulous manners, is largely a myth.

The English, in fact, are the most unconventional people in the world, happily displaying the most outrageous behaviour, and often breaking barriers of what’s proper and what’s not in public.

Let me throw some names at you: Boy George; The Profumo Scandal; Hugh Grant; Elton John – you don’t get more outlandish than that. And while we’re on the subject, the notion that the Scottish are the cheapest people on earth is another myth – it’s actually the English, as the folks at Sunset House can tell you.

In Grand Cayman, as opposed to Bridgetown or Kingston, you can walk into a restaurant and find yourself transported to a foreign country – Italy, China, India, etc – complete with the nationals of those places and some inside information.

You can learn, for example, in a Chinese restaurant that the love–making potion West Indian men use is actually a toothache anaesthetic in China. Try not to confuse the two uses.

If you’re an American or European living here, by rubbing shoulders with Trinidadians, you will come to know that carnival for those people is far more than a time of year – it is virtually a way of life that is with them all year round.

Trinis are the only people I know who, invited to your house, will actually come in the doorway chipping to some personal beat although no music is playing. They are also the only people I know who will make a joke – a picong they call it – about any and everything including, for example, the fact that you just mashed up your new car and broke your leg in the process. Don’t throw your crutches at them; it’s a cultural thing.

Mind you, it’s not all contradictions.

You will come to see, for example, that the stereotype of the all–knowing, smug American often holds true. Americans do believe that they’ve got the answer for everything “back in the States”, even though they’ve got 2 million people in jail, 40 million with no health insurance, and a hole in Iraq you could drive a country through.

To give them their due, however, the Americans will laugh at themselves when you challenge them; the Jamaican will tell you about your family.

And the other thing about Cayman is that the culture thing is an ongoing process. With the advent of Filipinos in recent years, for instance, we now know how they are about chickens, although, for the Italian waiters in the restaurants, we’re still trying to figure out what they do besides shouting “Hey paisan” and singing “Happy Birthday” with tambourines.

It’s a learning curve, and you’re getting the bad with the questionable – all part of the good life.--http://www.caycompass.com/cgi-bin/CFPnews.cgi?ID=1022587